sclathrop's quotes

You know, one of those small towns in North Carolina where teeth are optional?

— Becky · July 22, 2010

My husband... If I had two hands, I could strangle him!

— Landi · June 9, 2010

Everybody is somebody's mother. No, not everybody — you know — but all the women with children!

— James Platt · April 22, 2010

Come work for us, it's an all-nighter!

— Linda M. Lathrop · April 9, 2010
(A possible recruiting tagline for the Art Department at Environments, Inc.)

I've got all the freaking CAT scans. I can't tell a freakin' thing, but it makes my dick look really big. It's kinda cool…

— Anonymous · April 1, 2010

If I can lick myself it's casual Friday

— Maggie · March 12, 2010

Someone miscalculated my change.

— Mike S. · March 6, 2010

Vendor: We're at the floor
Rob: Then they're in the basement

— Rob Horan · August 14, 2009
(Rob disarming one vendor's argument that the service pricing offered couldn't be any lower… with the help of another vendor.)

48 Laws? Thats a lot of laws… even God got it down to 10.

— James Platt · January 7, 2010
(Commenting on my insistence that he read The 48 Laws of Power)

(Asked of a mother) “How do you know your son goes to strip-clubs?”
(Answered by her co-worker) “He's overdrawn every month…”

— Names withheld by request · January 7, 2010

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