sclathrop's quotes
Farkle (definition): when one farts & their eyes sparkle because it just feels so good; fart + sparkle = farkle!
To all you believers in the ‘tooth fairy, Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, alien made crop circles and ‘Bigfoot’:
Why is it, if a rogue bear mauls someone in the bush, game wardens don’t have any trouble finding it days later?
If a prison escapee flees into the wild, no matter how bush wise he is, it's not long before he's tracked down.
They can find a tiny bird that is almost extinct in the vast expanse of Rocky Mountain wilderness and document all of this with photos and bodies.
Yet no one can produce the body of a big smelly seven foot hairy giant walking around the bush and making no effort to hide?
Oh, and before it slips my mind,I was once taken to an alien space ship after having consumed a bad batch of mushrooms.
Gimme a friggin’ break!
For all we know, it could trigger world war 3, or it could cause some computer somewhere to spit out recipes for buttermilk pancakes.
